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Thursday March 23rd 2017

SunFest Is To Blame

Dear Sir,

I feel there is a rather obvious culprit for the appalling weather we’re currently experiencing. Some idiot decided to put on an outdoor event called SunFest.

I ask you. If ever there was an example of tempting fate, this is it. Those responsible should be shot.

JS Carnival, Kimbolton

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