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Booze Hounds Urged To Avoid A14

Booze Hounds Urged To Avoid A14

Local fire chief Benedict Redgate this morning asked that local alcoholics avoid the large ethanol spill currently being cleared up on the A14. A tanker carrying the pure alcohol overturned at 6.20 this morning at the Bythorn turning, west of Huntingdon. Within minutes of [Read More]

A14 Closed

A14 Closed

The county’s nightmarish A14 was closed earlier today due to an incident which possibly involved some vehicles, and maybe some livestock. [Read More]

Newsrags Announce New A14 Reporting Mechanism

Newsrags Announce New A14 Reporting Mechanism

Local newsrags today announced they were going to stop reporting on crashes on the A14 in favour of a new automated approach. The road, which is on target to meet it’s quota for closures in 2011, has been closed six times in the last three weeks due to incidents [Read More]

A14 On Track For Closure Record

A14 On Track For Closure Record

The Highways Agency announced last night that the A14 is on target to win the UK record for road closures for 2011. [Read More]

This Week’s A14 Closure Is Feathery Fire

This Week’s A14 Closure Is Feathery Fire

Today’s traffic chaos in St Neots, with delays of up to fifteen minutes, is being brought to you by a lorry full of burning feathers on the A14. Police closed the road and announced in the Cambridge News that it would be shut “for the forseeable future”. [Read More]

Huntingdon Has Bigger, Better Traffic Jams After Chemical Spill

Huntingdon Has Bigger, Better Traffic Jams After Chemical Spill

Residents of St Neots were fuming today after a chemical spill on the A14 Spittalls Link caused twenty minute delays in the town. The source of their ire, however, was that our neighbour to the north had once again outdone us by announcing forty minute queues. [Read More]

This Just In

Town Gears Up For New Complaint

Town Gears Up For New Complaint

Neotians were this week beginning to prepare for 2014′s predicted favourite sport – namely, complaining [Read More]

Councillor Definitely Didn’t Say Nazi

Councillor Definitely Didn’t Say Nazi

District and county councillor Steve van der Whitevanman caused controversy this week after he definitely didn’t [Read More]

Shocking Horse Meat Truth Revealed

Shocking Horse Meat Truth Revealed

Meat experts have today shocked the British public with the real reason behind the horse DNA contamination scandal. [Read More]

Paper Reveals Reporterless Setup

Paper Reveals Reporterless Setup

Local newspaper the Cambridge Evening News In The Morning has revealed that it is going to sack all its reporters, [Read More]

New School Thief-Proof

New School Thief-Proof

South Cambs DC have revealed that new secondary school Cambourne Village College is designed with special anti-theft [Read More]

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