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Awful New Car Park Wins Award

Awful New Car Park Wins Award

The much-maligned new car park layout at St Neots’ Tesco, which is designed in such a way to facilitate as many head-on collisions as possible, has one the prestigious “Car Park Of The Year” award. The honour, presented by the UK [Click to read more...]

Aliens Abduct Entire Town Council

Keen watchers of Town Council politics cannot fail to have noticed the recent absence of activity amongst its members. The usual high profile civic campaigns; dodgy fences, purple-headed bollards, 2ft high bumps in the road to name a few, have [Click to read more...]

Tesco "Still Not Mothership" Says Retailer

Supermarket giant Tesco today hit out at repeated claims that its St Neots store was “some kind of alien mothership”. Since this story was published in the Citizen six years ago, the chain has been dogged by claims of alien involvement. [Click to read more...]

Tesco "Not Mothership"

Tesco have denied claims that their St Neots store is an alien craft after Parklands residents reported an eerie green glow. The St Neots store was recently refurbished, and was advertised as being the first in the country to get the new [Click to read more...]

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