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St Neots OAPs Have Their Right Not To Have Fun Defended!
Self styled defender of the infirm and incontinent Mr Clapham Junction today defended the rights of the elderly not to have fun at this weekend’s carnival. Mr Junction has raised several concerns that crisp packets, loud noise from people enjoying themselves and poor parking could lead to a premature death for many of the town’s... »
Rubbish Weather In August Shocker
St Neots residents today expressed surprise and upset that the weather this weekend was slightly less than summery. On both Saturday and Sunday, the town woke up to a windy yet sunny day, only for it to cloud over by lunchtime. Despite the fact that this is typical British summer weather – especially during a... »
Carnival Might Be This Weekend
St Neots residents were today contemplating the fact that it is probably the Carnival at some point this Bank Holiday weekend, although no-one really seems to be sure what’s going on. The traditional carnival, which in 2008 was replaced by the rather shit money-losing August Festival, is making a comeback this year with all the... »
August Festival "Just Rubbish Carnival" Admits Council
The town council today admitted that the much-maligned August Festival was indeed “just a rubbish version of the carnival”, and not a completely new concept as previously claimed. The August Festival, otherwise known as the Riverside Festival, Summer Festival and St Neots Festival, took place over the bank holiday weekend, much to the surprise of... »
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