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Thursday October 19th 2017

Posts Tagged ‘Booze’

Cooking With Teens: Poor Man’s Carbonara

Cooking With Teens: Poor Man’s Carbonara

We got a couple of 15-year-olds in to share their recipes. Benny T. Bean is away. Ingredients 150g-200g dried taglietelle per person 4 Laughing Cow triangles nicked from the fridge of a mum or nan Cheap ham offcuts pinched from Tesco whilst ostensibly purchasing a copy of [Read More]

Teen Drinkers Hit Back

Teen Drinkers Hit Back

Local boozy teen lads have refuted claims that girls are drinking more than boys. Reports in national doom-monger the Daily Mail today suggested that ladies – and we use the term loosely – aged 11 to 15 are now knocking back more alcohol than their male [Read More]

“Save EMA” Say Off-Licenses

“Save EMA” Say Off-Licenses

Proprietors of the town’s booze retailers today renewed calls on the Government to overturn last week’s decision to scrap Education Maintenance Allowance. The payment of up to £30 a week was introduced by Labour to encourage teens from poorer backgrounds to [Read More]

Man Hospitalised By Good Service At Wetherspoons

Man Hospitalised By Good Service At Wetherspoons

Eaton Socon resident Dave McVities was recovering from mild shock in Hinchingbrooke last night after receiving speedy, competent service from local pub The Weeping Gash. The new Wetherspoons cheap booze emporium, which opened before Christmas to an enthusiastic reception [Read More]

This Just In

Town Gears Up For New Complaint

Town Gears Up For New Complaint

Neotians were this week beginning to prepare for 2014′s predicted favourite sport – namely, complaining [Read More]

Councillor Definitely Didn’t Say Nazi

Councillor Definitely Didn’t Say Nazi

District and county councillor Steve van der Whitevanman caused controversy this week after he definitely didn’t [Read More]

Shocking Horse Meat Truth Revealed

Shocking Horse Meat Truth Revealed

Meat experts have today shocked the British public with the real reason behind the horse DNA contamination scandal. [Read More]

Paper Reveals Reporterless Setup

Paper Reveals Reporterless Setup

Local newspaper the Cambridge Evening News In The Morning has revealed that it is going to sack all its reporters, [Read More]

New School Thief-Proof

New School Thief-Proof

South Cambs DC have revealed that new secondary school Cambourne Village College is designed with special anti-theft [Read More]

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