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Posts Tagged ‘Cambourne’

New School Thief-Proof

New School Thief-Proof

South Cambs DC have revealed that new secondary school Cambourne Village College is designed with special anti-theft measures. Motorists on the A428 have been watching with interest from their daily traffic jam as the building takes place, noting that it appears to be made [Read More]

Cambourne Not In Cambridge Shocker

Cambourne Not In Cambridge Shocker

Residents of Cambourne took the hump today after discovering that they were officially no longer in Cambridge. Since 2009, the new village has been served by the Citi 4 bus and paid the same fares as Cambridge city residents. But all this is to change, say bus company [Read More]

Mums “Look Like Vicky Pollard”

Mums “Look Like Vicky Pollard”

Hot on the heels of the news that Cambourne’s population is the most fertile in the world, your roving Citizen reporter can reveal that the following was overheard during the weekly trolley dash round Morrisons. “What is it with this place? All the buggy-pushers [Read More]

Cambourne Mums Can’t Keep Legs Together

Cambourne Mums Can’t Keep Legs Together

In 2009 the national press reported that rubbish local village Cambourne had a higher birth rate than India or China. The Citizen investigated why... [Read More]

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Town Gears Up For New Complaint

Town Gears Up For New Complaint

Neotians were this week beginning to prepare for 2014′s predicted favourite sport – namely, complaining [Read More]

Councillor Definitely Didn’t Say Nazi

Councillor Definitely Didn’t Say Nazi

District and county councillor Steve van der Whitevanman caused controversy this week after he definitely didn’t [Read More]

Shocking Horse Meat Truth Revealed

Shocking Horse Meat Truth Revealed

Meat experts have today shocked the British public with the real reason behind the horse DNA contamination scandal. [Read More]

Paper Reveals Reporterless Setup

Paper Reveals Reporterless Setup

Local newspaper the Cambridge Evening News In The Morning has revealed that it is going to sack all its reporters, [Read More]

New School Thief-Proof

New School Thief-Proof

South Cambs DC have revealed that new secondary school Cambourne Village College is designed with special anti-theft [Read More]

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