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Posts Tagged ‘Charlie Sheen’

Marrowdope

Marrowdope

Resident gastronomical-astrological tramp Grubby Pete, otherwise known as Benny T. Bean, guides you through the cosmos or something. Virgo (23/08-22/09) see Capricorn. [Read More]

Charlie Sheen Invited To Fill Councillor Role

Charlie Sheen Invited To Fill Councillor Role

HDC have announced that they plan to ask Charlie Sheen to fill the role of District Councillor for Eaton Socon ward following the revelation that incumbent Mandy Gordon was, in fact, not real. Councillor Steve van der Whitevanman said of the move today, “I think Mr [Read More]

This Just In

Town Gears Up For New Complaint

Town Gears Up For New Complaint

Neotians were this week beginning to prepare for 2014′s predicted favourite sport – namely, complaining [Read More]

Councillor Definitely Didn’t Say Nazi

Councillor Definitely Didn’t Say Nazi

District and county councillor Steve van der Whitevanman caused controversy this week after he definitely didn’t [Read More]

Shocking Horse Meat Truth Revealed

Shocking Horse Meat Truth Revealed

Meat experts have today shocked the British public with the real reason behind the horse DNA contamination scandal. [Read More]

Paper Reveals Reporterless Setup

Paper Reveals Reporterless Setup

Local newspaper the Cambridge Evening News In The Morning has revealed that it is going to sack all its reporters, [Read More]

New School Thief-Proof

New School Thief-Proof

South Cambs DC have revealed that new secondary school Cambourne Village College is designed with special anti-theft [Read More]

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