Posts Tagged ‘Chavs’

We got a couple of 15-year-olds in to share their recipes. Benny T. Bean is away. Ingredients 150g-200g dried taglietelle per person 4 Laughing Cow triangles nicked from the fridge of a mum or nan Cheap ham offcuts pinched from Tesco whilst [Click to read more...]

As the bridge is opened over the Great Ouse, St Neots Citizen has uncovered the missing funding donor for the Eynesbury to Eatons Chav Superhighway. It appears that the unaccounted-for money, to the tune of a Rowley Million, has been put forward [Click to read more...]

New resident in town Chardonnay-Leigh bemoans the yet-unfinished bridge. Will it drag on as long as the busway? [Click to read more...]

St Neots teens have tried and completely failed to start a riot in a copycat incident following disturbances in London and around the UK this week. Angry fourteen-year-olds – up to five of them – gathered on the Market Square last night [Click to read more...]

Fresh reports from the scene of bin Laden’s death have revealed that the group of “hero-hoodies” from St Neots, who successfully carried out the assassination, nearly got the wrong man. Spokesman Darren Waynerightyeah was said to [Click to read more...]

The world celebrated last night after news that Osama bin Laden has been killed following a ten-year manhunt. However, it appears reports of a gun battle involving US Marines were in fact covering the true facts – a gang of moody St Neots [Click to read more...]

St Neots girls were yesterday refused entry to the entire town of Stevenage after a case of mistaken identity led bouncers to believe they were pub-smashing ruffians. [Click to read more...]

Hoodie yobs in St Neots report they are scared to leave their own homes after gangs of knife-happy pensioners began roaming the streets. Reports in local rags of a “grey crime-wave” only hint at the daily abuse suffered by local teens at [Click to read more...]

Hoodie chavs in town were this weekend distracted from sitting in the Market Square shouting at passing nans by new arcade Amuseworld, which opened on Saturday in the old Job Centre building. The arcade, which features 2p-push machines, classic Sega [Click to read more...]

Single St Neots secondary school Longsands, which apparently also controls Ernulf, which is apparently called St Neots Community College, is set to conduct a ground-breaking experiment to separate male and female students. “It’s been [Click to read more...]