Posts Tagged ‘cinema’
Cockwaving Makes Welcome Return
St Neots welcomed this week the return of local political one-upmanship, the Cock Wave. Since the disappearance of local award winning Cock-Waver extraordinaire Cllr Larry Hackman the town has found itself without a Self-Promotion Champion. All that changed this week as [Read More]
Merger Talks Break Down
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Discussions of a merger between St Neots and it’s inferior neighbours Huntingdon and St Ives today ended without conclusion after councillors cited ‘irreconcilable differences’. The Citizen reported on the merger last month, with councillors Marcel and van [Read More]
Ouse Valley Walk Complete Says Councillor
It is now possible to walk from St Neots to Huntingdon on a bed of dog shit, says councillor Steve van de Whitevanman. After years of campaigning and moaning Cllr WVM has succeeded in pissing off enough dog walkers with his grumbling gripes that even the ones that used to [Read More]
St Neots International Airport Gets Go Ahead
Following in from the highly ambitious plans to squeeze a 17 screen cinema onto 7 parking spaces and half a rec. ground the Trustees of St Neots Cinema Squeezing Committee have hit upon a new scheme to provide a much needed boost to the local tourism industry. Led by Paul [Read More]
Vertical Farm Concept Inspires Cinema
Councillors fighting the ever-weakening losing battle to open a cinema in St Neots have refuted claims that the proposed site on Lidl car park is too small by designing a new building based around the vertical farm concept. St Neots has a distinct lack of tall buildings, [Read More]
Cinema Will Include Chips
Councillors today sought to allay residents’ concerns about the planned new cinema in St Neots with an assurance that the venue will include at least two new fish and chip outlets. “Deep-fried food is, as the Citizen reported last week, a growth sector for St [Read More]
Shopping Centre For St Neots?
Huntingdon may have had the huge chemical spill to give them the record for traffic tailbacks in the local one upmanship. Has it come at a cost? The St Neots Citizen has learned that retail guru Marie Harbouras was caught in the tailbacks and had the good fortune to cut [Read More]
White Elephant May Be Grey
Rumours currently circulating St Neots have it that the white elephant building at Alpha Park, Eaton Socon – otherwise known as “that shit-off massive empty warehouse” – may not be so white after all. Beatty Broadband, director of the St Neots Rumour [Read More]
All Council Decisions To Be Based On Facebook
Following national media coverage of the “St.Neots Needs A Cinema” Facebook group, St Neots Town Council today announced plans to base all future policies and decisions on Facebook groups. The group, which has the “tremendous support” of around 2,500 [Read More]
New Concept Guided Cinema Gets Go Ahead
St Neots is set to become the envy of market towns country wide with the installation of a new “Guided Cinema.” Following the lengthy planning process to find a suitable cinema site to become derelict within a few years the council has now taken the bold step of [Read More]
