Posts Tagged ‘cinema’

St Neots welcomed this week  the return of local political one-upmanship, the Cock Wave. Since the disappearance of local award winning Cock-Waver extraordinaire Cllr Larry Hackman the town has found itself without a Self-Promotion Champion. All [Click to read more...]

Discussions of a merger between St Neots and it’s inferior neighbours Huntingdon and St Ives today ended without conclusion after councillors cited ‘irreconcilable differences’. The Citizen reported on the merger last month, with [Click to read more...]

It is now possible to walk from St Neots to Huntingdon on a bed of dog shit, says councillor Steve van de Whitevanman. After years of campaigning and moaning Cllr WVM has succeeded in pissing off enough dog walkers with his grumbling gripes that [Click to read more...]

Following in from the highly ambitious plans to squeeze a 17 screen cinema onto 7 parking spaces and half a rec. ground the Trustees of St Neots Cinema Squeezing Committee have hit upon a new scheme to provide a much needed boost to the local [Click to read more...]

Councillors fighting the ever-weakening losing battle to open a cinema in St Neots have refuted claims that the proposed site on Lidl car park is too small by designing a new building based around the vertical farm concept. St Neots has a distinct [Click to read more...]

Councillors today sought to allay residents’ concerns about the planned new cinema in St Neots with an assurance that the venue will include at least two new fish and chip outlets. “Deep-fried food is, as the Citizen reported last week, [Click to read more...]

Huntingdon may have had the huge chemical spill to give them the record for traffic tailbacks in the local one upmanship.  Has it come at a cost? The St Neots Citizen has learned that retail guru Marie Harbouras was caught in the tailbacks and had [Click to read more...]

Rumours currently circulating St Neots have it that the white elephant building at Alpha Park, Eaton Socon – otherwise known as “that shit-off massive empty warehouse” – may not be so white after all. Beatty Broadband, [Click to read more...]

Following national media coverage of the “St.Neots Needs A Cinema” Facebook group, St Neots Town Council today announced plans to base all future policies and decisions on Facebook groups. The group, which has the “tremendous [Click to read more...]

St Neots is set to become the envy of market towns country wide with the installation of a new “Guided Cinema.” Following the lengthy planning process to find a suitable cinema site to become derelict within a few years the council has [Click to read more...]