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Cockwaving Makes Welcome Return

Cockwaving Makes Welcome Return

St Neots welcomed this week  the return of local political one-upmanship, the Cock Wave. Since the disappearance of local award winning Cock-Waver extraordinaire Cllr Larry Hackman the town has found itself without a Self-Promotion Champion. All that changed this week as [Read More]

Merger Talks Break Down

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Merger Talks Break Down

Discussions of a merger between St Neots and it’s inferior neighbours Huntingdon and St Ives today ended without conclusion after councillors cited ‘irreconcilable differences’. The Citizen reported on the merger last month, with councillors Marcel and van [Read More]

Ouse Valley Walk Complete Says Councillor

Ouse Valley Walk Complete Says Councillor

It is now possible to walk from St Neots to Huntingdon on a bed of dog shit, says councillor Steve van de Whitevanman. After years of campaigning and moaning Cllr WVM has succeeded in pissing off enough dog walkers with his grumbling gripes that even the ones that used to [Read More]

St Neots International Airport Gets Go Ahead

St Neots International Airport Gets Go Ahead

Following in from the highly ambitious plans to squeeze a 17 screen cinema onto 7 parking spaces and half a rec. ground the Trustees of St Neots Cinema Squeezing Committee have hit upon a new scheme to provide a much needed boost to the local tourism industry. Led by Paul [Read More]

Vertical Farm Concept Inspires Cinema

Vertical Farm Concept Inspires Cinema

Councillors fighting the ever-weakening losing battle to open a cinema in St Neots have refuted claims that the proposed site on Lidl car park is too small by designing a new building based around the vertical farm concept. St Neots has a distinct lack of tall buildings, [Read More]

Cinema Will Include Chips

Cinema Will Include Chips

Councillors today sought to allay residents’ concerns about the planned new cinema in St Neots with an assurance that the venue will include at least two new fish and chip outlets. “Deep-fried food is, as the Citizen reported last week, a growth sector for St [Read More]

Shopping Centre For St Neots?

Shopping Centre For St Neots?

Huntingdon may have had the huge chemical spill to give them the record for traffic tailbacks in the local one upmanship.  Has it come at a cost? The St Neots Citizen has learned that retail guru Marie Harbouras was caught in the tailbacks and had the good fortune to cut [Read More]

White Elephant May Be Grey

White Elephant May Be Grey

Rumours currently circulating St Neots have it that the white elephant building at Alpha Park, Eaton Socon – otherwise known as “that shit-off massive empty warehouse” – may not be so white after all. Beatty Broadband, director of the St Neots Rumour [Read More]

All Council Decisions To Be Based On Facebook

All Council Decisions To Be Based On Facebook

Following national media coverage of the “St.Neots Needs A Cinema” Facebook group, St Neots Town Council today announced plans to base all future policies and decisions on Facebook groups. The group, which has the “tremendous support” of around 2,500 [Read More]

New Concept Guided Cinema Gets Go Ahead

New Concept Guided Cinema Gets Go Ahead

St Neots is set to become the envy of market towns country wide with the installation of a new “Guided Cinema.” Following the lengthy planning process to find a suitable cinema site to become derelict within a few years the council has now taken the bold step of [Read More]

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Town Gears Up For New Complaint

Town Gears Up For New Complaint

Neotians were this week beginning to prepare for 2014′s predicted favourite sport – namely, complaining [Read More]

Councillor Definitely Didn’t Say Nazi

Councillor Definitely Didn’t Say Nazi

District and county councillor Steve van der Whitevanman caused controversy this week after he definitely didn’t [Read More]

Shocking Horse Meat Truth Revealed

Shocking Horse Meat Truth Revealed

Meat experts have today shocked the British public with the real reason behind the horse DNA contamination scandal. [Read More]

Paper Reveals Reporterless Setup

Paper Reveals Reporterless Setup

Local newspaper the Cambridge Evening News In The Morning has revealed that it is going to sack all its reporters, [Read More]

New School Thief-Proof

New School Thief-Proof

South Cambs DC have revealed that new secondary school Cambourne Village College is designed with special anti-theft [Read More]

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