Posts Tagged ‘Council’

The Citizen’s sure to be shortlived While We Were Off series looks back at some of the news that occurred while we were on summer break. Lifestyle correspondant Thundopolous P. Staker files this report: Bean-Counting Councillor and Territorial [Click to read more...]

Discussions of a merger between St Neots and it’s inferior neighbours Huntingdon and St Ives today ended without conclusion after councillors cited ‘irreconcilable differences’. The Citizen reported on the merger last month, with [Click to read more...]

The Citizen has learned that Tesco is opening a new super extra store in the Eatons, on the site of the current Co-Op which everyone still calls Rainbow. On plans for the new store, Tesco spokesman Phil Fawcett said, “The car park is a [Click to read more...]

Local senior citizens have been complaining about the upcoming loss of bus services due to council funding cuts. Cambridgeshire County Council have announced that all routes that receive a subsidy will lose cash, and local bus operators say this [Click to read more...]

Feature of the pavements during earlier economic downturns, white dog shit is poised to make a triumphant return to our walkways. Talking heads on shows such as “I Love 1982″ often reference the canine excretions which, if left [Click to read more...]

Cambridgeshire County Council today promised to continue saving St Neots residents money by delaying the opening of the county’s pointless guided busway. The concrete track, which runs from St Ives to Cambridge and comes nowhere near the [Click to read more...]

A two year restraining order has been placed on an Eynesbury councillor convicted of thinking in a public place. The councillor, who cannot be named, pleaded guilty to one case of thinking for himself and another two counts of harassment by [Click to read more...]

Town councillors have demanded that the County Council take action in repairing the broken fencing along part of Cambridge Street. The call for action to be taken on the fencing comes amidst concerns that it is dangerous and makes the are look more [Click to read more...]

Urban St Neots Eastside wasteland Eynesbury was set fire to last Monday evening. Beginning in a half full blue wheelie bin, the fire quickly took hold and burnt out the last 3 remaining working motors in Mallard Lane. From then on it was difficult [Click to read more...]