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Cockwaving Makes Welcome Return

Cockwaving Makes Welcome Return

St Neots welcomed this week  the return of local political one-upmanship, the Cock Wave. Since the disappearance of local award winning Cock-Waver extraordinaire Cllr Larry Hackman the town has found itself without a Self-Promotion Champion. All [Click to read more...]

Rubbish Weather Still A Shocker

Rubbish Weather Still A Shocker

St Neots residents were surprised to find, once again, that the weather over the bank holiday was due to be bloody awful. The Citizen has always aimed to keep locals up to date on the terrible meteorlogical situation over the summer, as when we [Click to read more...]

WWWO: Councillor Hacked-Off Over Lacking Hacking

WWWO: Councillor Hacked-Off Over Lacking Hacking

The Citizen’s sure to be shortlived While We Were Off series looks back at some of the news that occurred while we were on summer break. Lifestyle correspondant Thundopolous P. Staker files this report: Bean-Counting Councillor and Territorial [Click to read more...]

St Neots Squares Up To Newmarket

St Neots Squares Up To Newmarket

Neotians were today preparing for a scrap as it was announced that Newmarket, mostly over the border in Suffolk, was considering changing to a much more prosperous county – potentially robbing St Neots of it’s “largest town” [Click to read more...]

Candidates Quiet As Election Day Dawns

Candidates Quiet As Election Day Dawns

The Citizen were surprised that local councillors had been surprisingly quiet in the run-up to today’s elections. Only Militant Steve van der Whitevanman and Conservative opponent Harry “R” Rogerson had anything new to say, with [Click to read more...]

Councillor Re-Brands!

Councillor Re-Brands!

“Opal Fruits” became “Starburst” and “Marathon” turned into “Snickers”. The marvellous “JIF” is now “CIF”! All lame attempts to increase the profile of the product and the [Click to read more...]

Bin Laden Done In By Moody Chavs

Bin Laden Done In By Moody Chavs

The world celebrated last night after news that Osama bin Laden has been killed following a ten-year manhunt. However, it appears reports of a gun battle involving US Marines were in fact covering the true facts – a gang of moody St Neots [Click to read more...]

St Neots Girls Mistaken For Stevenage Scum

St Neots Girls Mistaken For Stevenage Scum

St Neots girls were yesterday refused entry to the entire town of Stevenage after a case of mistaken identity led bouncers to believe they were pub-smashing ruffians. [Click to read more...]

Local Rags Fear Closure

Local Rags Fear Closure

Local freebie newspapers the Hunts Post-It and News, Crier and Something were this week facing a bleak future after the much-maligned Guided Busway was completed. Around 72% of the papers’ coverage has been made up of reports of the project [Click to read more...]

Speed Limit Scheme “A Bit Daft”

Speed Limit Scheme “A Bit Daft”

Town councillors are unhappy with CCC's plans to let residents set their own speed limits. "It's a bit daft to say the least", said cllr Julia Wayward [Click to read more...]

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