Posts Tagged ‘Councillors’

St Neots welcomed this week  the return of local political one-upmanship, the Cock Wave. Since the disappearance of local award winning Cock-Waver extraordinaire Cllr Larry Hackman the town has found itself without a Self-Promotion Champion. All [Click to read more...]

St Neots residents were surprised to find, once again, that the weather over the bank holiday was due to be bloody awful. The Citizen has always aimed to keep locals up to date on the terrible meteorlogical situation over the summer, as when we [Click to read more...]

The Citizen’s sure to be shortlived While We Were Off series looks back at some of the news that occurred while we were on summer break. Lifestyle correspondant Thundopolous P. Staker files this report: Bean-Counting Councillor and Territorial [Click to read more...]

Neotians were today preparing for a scrap as it was announced that Newmarket, mostly over the border in Suffolk, was considering changing to a much more prosperous county – potentially robbing St Neots of it’s “largest town” [Click to read more...]

The Citizen were surprised that local councillors had been surprisingly quiet in the run-up to today’s elections. Only Militant Steve van der Whitevanman and Conservative opponent Harry “R” Rogerson had anything new to say, with [Click to read more...]

“Opal Fruits” became “Starburst” and “Marathon” turned into “Snickers”. The marvellous “JIF” is now “CIF”! All lame attempts to increase the profile of the product and the [Click to read more...]

The world celebrated last night after news that Osama bin Laden has been killed following a ten-year manhunt. However, it appears reports of a gun battle involving US Marines were in fact covering the true facts – a gang of moody St Neots [Click to read more...]

St Neots girls were yesterday refused entry to the entire town of Stevenage after a case of mistaken identity led bouncers to believe they were pub-smashing ruffians. [Click to read more...]

Local freebie newspapers the Hunts Post-It and News, Crier and Something were this week facing a bleak future after the much-maligned Guided Busway was completed. Around 72% of the papers’ coverage has been made up of reports of the project [Click to read more...]

Town councillors are unhappy with CCC's plans to let residents set their own speed limits. "It's a bit daft to say the least", said cllr Julia Wayward [Click to read more...]