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The Girl Who Cried Hoody
The story of “The Girl Who Cried Hoody” looks set to put St Neots on the literary map. The English Literary society have decided to include St Neots in their project to modernise Aesop’s Fables and recent events in St Neots have allowed completion of this exciting project. Chairman of the society, Prof John... »
New ADHD Treatment Is Complete Success
Recent advances in the treatment of tenuous illness Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder have been hailed a “complete success” by local health authority spokesperson, Kim Stoneley-Bolton. “Phase one of our local pilot scheme involves providing sufferers with a tiny puppy and no training in how to look after it. Sooner or later the dog will... »
ADHD Girl Apologises To Hoodies – Puppy Still Dead
Disgraced former puppy owner May Marston was today facing calls to apologise to local hoodies after blaming them for the death of her dog – which in fact died of natural causes. Marston appeared in several national newspapers and was the subject of a widely-supported Facebook group after she alledged that local yobs kicked... »
Dead Puppy Hoax
Ordinarily, the St Neots Citizen doesn’t run actual news. But this has pissed me off. Following national outcry over the kicking to death of a ten-week-old puppy in Priory Park, offers of help and support, an OAP buying the girl in question a new puppy, near-on mob justice in St Neots, and an innocent... »
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