Written by Thundopolous P. Staker on 13 February 2011
It is now possible to walk from St Neots to Huntingdon on a bed of dog shit, says councillor Steve van de Whitevanman. After years of campaigning and moaning Cllr WVM has succeeded in pissing off enough dog walkers with his grumbling gripes that [Click to read more...]
Written by Thundopolous P. Staker on 07 November 2009
Recent advances in the treatment of tenuous illness Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder have been hailed a “complete success” by local health authority spokesperson, Kim Stoneley-Bolton. “Phase one of our local pilot scheme [Click to read more...]
Written by Citizen Editor on 20 April 2009
St Neots dog walkers are living in fear this week as a reign of terror continues by an evil beast of a dog hell bent on attacking every animal on a lead it encounters. The Riverside Ripper also known as Mac The Knife prowls the well-worn and dog [Click to read more...]