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Local Couple Not Planning Baby Or Cat

Local Couple Not Planning Baby Or Cat

An Eaton Ford couple have stunned friends and family by announcing that they do not intend to have children. The revelation came following a three-year relationship which recently turned into an engagement. Many thought the next logical step for Timothy Edwards, an [Read More]

Ouse Valley Walk Complete Says Councillor

Ouse Valley Walk Complete Says Councillor

It is now possible to walk from St Neots to Huntingdon on a bed of dog shit, says councillor Steve van de Whitevanman. After years of campaigning and moaning Cllr WVM has succeeded in pissing off enough dog walkers with his grumbling gripes that even the ones that used to [Read More]

New ADHD Treatment Is Complete Success

New ADHD Treatment Is Complete Success

Recent advances in the treatment of tenuous illness Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder have been hailed a “complete success” by¬† local health authority spokesperson, Kim Stoneley-Bolton. “Phase one of our local pilot scheme involves providing [Read More]

Riverside Ripper Still On The Loose

Riverside Ripper Still On The Loose

St Neots dog walkers are living in fear this week as a reign of terror continues by an evil beast of a dog hell bent on attacking every animal on a lead it encounters. The Riverside Ripper also known as Mac The Knife prowls the well-worn and dog shit contaminated byways of [Read More]

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Town Gears Up For New Complaint

Town Gears Up For New Complaint

Neotians were this week beginning to prepare for 2014′s predicted favourite sport – namely, complaining [Read More]

Councillor Definitely Didn’t Say Nazi

Councillor Definitely Didn’t Say Nazi

District and county councillor Steve van der Whitevanman caused controversy this week after he definitely didn’t [Read More]

Shocking Horse Meat Truth Revealed

Shocking Horse Meat Truth Revealed

Meat experts have today shocked the British public with the real reason behind the horse DNA contamination scandal. [Read More]

Paper Reveals Reporterless Setup

Paper Reveals Reporterless Setup

Local newspaper the Cambridge Evening News In The Morning has revealed that it is going to sack all its reporters, [Read More]

New School Thief-Proof

New School Thief-Proof

South Cambs DC have revealed that new secondary school Cambourne Village College is designed with special anti-theft [Read More]

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