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New ADHD Treatment Is Complete Success

By Oi!! Correspondant

Recent advances in the treatment of tenuous illness Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder have been hailed a “complete success” by  local health authority spokesperson, Kim Stoneley-Bolton. “Phase one of our local pilot scheme involves providing sufferers with a tiny puppy and no training in how to look after it. Sooner or later the dog will... »

Riverside Ripper Still On The Loose

By Citizen Editor

St Neots dog walkers are living in fear this week as a reign of terror continues by an evil beast of a dog hell bent on attacking every animal on a lead it encounters. The Riverside Ripper also known as Mac The Knife prowls the well-worn and dog shit contaminated byways of this once... »