Posts Tagged ‘Drinking’

St Neots girls were yesterday refused entry to the entire town of Stevenage after a case of mistaken identity led bouncers to believe they were pub-smashing ruffians. [Click to read more...]

Local boozy teen lads have refuted claims that girls are drinking more than boys. Reports in national doom-monger the Daily Mail today suggested that ladies – and we use the term loosely – aged 11 to 15 are now knocking back more alcohol [Click to read more...]

Local councillors have teamed up with “Expert Scientists” in an attempt to attract new businesses to the town’s increasingly empty industrial estates. In a statement today (Thursday), council leader Julia Wayward revealed that, [Click to read more...]

Proprietors of the town’s booze retailers today renewed calls on the Government to overturn last week’s decision to scrap Education Maintenance Allowance. The payment of up to £30 a week was introduced by Labour to encourage teens from [Click to read more...]

Eaton Socon resident Dave McVities was recovering from mild shock in Hinchingbrooke last night after receiving speedy, competent service from local pub The Weeping Gash. The new Wetherspoons cheap booze emporium, which opened before Christmas to an [Click to read more...]

Local historians were today hailing the recent radar mapping of the old Priory site a success having discovered several important artefacts. Unearthed Artefacts dating back over 500 years were removed from the site to be catalogued at the nearby [Click to read more...]

Dee Dington, a local nosey cow social worker has stepped into the row over the ever shrinking facilities for youth in the Town. "It really is horrific. First we refuse to provide multi-screen cinemas, health spas and sports facilities every 300 [Click to read more...]

Following last month’s closure of the highly unpopular night venue Worx, former manager Ian Yoshimi has surprised no-one by delaying the re-launch of Worx’s predecessor, Shotz/The Warehouse/The King’s Head/Stripes/Something Else. [Click to read more...]

Rubbish St Neots club Worx closed its doors last week, after the credit crunch apparently drove residents to drink at home. Ignoring the fact that the Priory seemed to be busy as ever, a spokesman for Teeth-Moss Entertainment, who own the venue in [Click to read more...]

Ahead of the Health Check Report final result from the District Council – due out early 2009 – the Citizen can reveal some exclusively “obtained” information. Initial findings have shown the town’s inhabitants to be [Click to read more...]