Reports in the national press today suggest that the number of heroin and crack users in the UK is falling. “This situation is totally unacceptable,” says Warren Pearce, 22, who lives on the Oxmoor Estate’s notorious Kent Road and [Click to read more...]
A report in the national press today explains that some people are missing a subunit of a receptor that tells them when they have had enough nicotine, making them born smokers. Neotians are using this report to explain addiction to everything else. [Click to read more...]
Local unemployed teenagers have attacked the benefit system for paying more to their older counterparts, as the cost of living for workshy scroungers increases. [Click to read more...]
Drug dealers in St Neots were today up in arms after the council announced it was to close South Street public conveniences. The grotty old bogs, whose odour can be detected as far away as Little Paxton, have long been a blight on the landscape of [Click to read more...]
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