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Monster Raving Looneys Far Too Sensible

By Citizen Editor

The local candidate for the Monster Raving Looney party, Lord Ropey Rug, was today declared “far too sensible” by members of the less-interesting parties. “The Looney’s are supposed to come up with some really amusing – but unrealistic – policies to keep everyone smiling through the election ridiculousness,” said Conservative party candidate and current... »

Rowdy Councillors – Must Be Election Time

By A.J Oke

The recent ceasefire on local forums and letters to local newspapers involving our town councillors is offically over. Which means it must be election time. Recent posts on forums have been councillor-only affairs brushing electorate comments aside. Larry Tapman (Con) comments, “Electorate? What about them? They will just vote on who has been loudest,... »