High Street banks in St Neots today announced they were scrapping their traditional methods of luring in unsuspecting customers in favour of a massive fight. The posturing began as Barclays texted Lloyds TSB saying, “Our blue debit cards are [Click to read more...]
Huntingdon may have had the huge chemical spill to give them the record for traffic tailbacks in the local one upmanship. Has it come at a cost? The St Neots Citizen has learned that retail guru Marie Harbouras was caught in the tailbacks and had [Click to read more...]
Town councillor Steven van der Whitevanman today launched a campaign to ensure that a number of historical buildings in St Neots are not lost to redevelopment. A number of businesses and services have closed recently leaving an even higher number of [Click to read more...]
Shocked residents from the shocking dormitory estate of Loves Farm have been shocked by the news that plans to build the bridge connecting them to the station have been shelved. “I’m shocked!” said Cambridge Road resident L. [Click to read more...]
Stupid local chavs today proved themselves to be slightly thicker than previously thought, by confusing a fast-food outlet with high-quality retail emporia. St Neots “rude boy” Marly T. Murphy failed to engage brain before mouth, and [Click to read more...]
Under a new ruling by the Government, following a “brilliant idea” from Brussels, St Neots is to lose one of its three A1 junctions in an attempt to reduce traffic. Local councils, backed by the Government, have long been fans of [Click to read more...]
A large hole has appeared in the centre of St Neots, causing concern and outrage amongst local traders. The hole materialised over night last week and there was initially some confusion amongst local councillors that it might be the same one that [Click to read more...]
A number of local retailers have been kicking up stink, after it was announced that the High Street would be closed for a month. The road closure for work on the sewerage system was publicly announced just days before Iceland opened on the Market [Click to read more...]
Grotty Berkshire town Slough today collectively hit out at St Neots residents’ excitement over tomorrow’s opening of the UK’s biggest Iceland store. The frozen food giant is returning to the town with a prime Market Square location [Click to read more...]
A spokesman for the Icelandic government today announced that the entire country was not packing up and relocating to empty local Woolworths stores. Prime Minister Geir Haarde’s aide Olaaf Davesson re-iterated earlier statements that the [Click to read more...]
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