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Tesco Trials New Car Park

By Citizen Editor

Following a media furore this week when Tesco in Cardiff refused to allow a council estate dole queue mum into the store in her grotty pyjamas, the company are responding to customer criticism by trialling new forms of “sustainable transport parking facilities”, beginning with the St Neots site. Myfnwy Mwr, 28, complained after the... »

Solicitors Disappointed With Christmas Lights

By Citizen Editor

Local injury compensation specialists Win Just Over £7000, LLP have revealed their disappointment with this year’s Christmas lights in the town. Partner Irma Konnman said that his firm had laid on extra staff in the High Street and Market Square last Friday in order to ambulance-chase any victims of falling rigs and masonry. But... »

Area Residents Dislike Environment

By Citizen Editor

Resident of villages near St Neots are up in arms about a proposed local wind farm – and say they’d much rather have a coal-fired power station instead. “It’s a fuckin disgrace,” said Toseland man James Hague. “These lefty greeny loonies wanna build a load of wind turbines up on that there hill –... »