Written by Thundopolous P. Staker on 18 February 2011
Controversy swept the town earlier today when the local green movement decided that the world could saved by covering the whole of St Neots with Bacofoil. “I’ve studied this long and hard and can say without question that the amount of [Click to read more...]
Written by Citizen Editor on 30 January 2010
Following a media furore this week when Tesco in Cardiff refused to allow a council estate dole queue mum into the store in her grotty pyjamas, the company are responding to customer criticism by trialling new forms of “sustainable transport [Click to read more...]
Written by Citizen Editor on 03 December 2008
Local injury compensation specialists Win Just Over £7000, LLP have revealed their disappointment with this year’s Christmas lights in the town. Partner Irma Konnman said that his firm had laid on extra staff in the High Street and Market [Click to read more...]
Written by Citizen Editor on 10 August 2008
Resident of villages near St Neots are up in arms about a proposed local wind farm – and say they’d much rather have a coal-fired power station instead. “It’s a fuckin disgrace,” said Toseland man James Hague. [Click to read more...]