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Local Villages Claim To Recreate Past Better

By Flaming Reporter

Following on from the power cut which briefly sent parts of St Neots into the 19th century, surrounding areas have claimed they too can recreate the past. Some Little Paxton residents claimed they were able to recreate a time when computers weren’t as frequently used easily.  One local said “We’re working on recreating the... »

Hardwick Discovered Near 17th Hole

By Citizen Editor

After a long search, mystery parish Eynesbury Hardwick has been discovered near the 17th hole at Abbottsley Golf Club. This came as a surprise to the establishment, who “always thought they were in Abbottsley,” and has upset local residents by further linking St Neots into Bedfordshire. Madcap local councillor Bob Farms recently made headlines... »

Farms Refuses To Reveal Mystery Parish Location

By Citizen Editor

Madcap local councillor Bob Farms today refused to reveal the location of his mystery parish Eynesbury Hardwick. Despite signposts to Eynesbury Hardwick, it has long been believed that the area is fictional, much like Crosshall. However, in a statement today, former town council member Farms said, “Claiming that this parish is fictional is stuff... »