Some Little Paxton residents claimed they were able to recreate a time when computers weren’t as frequently used easily.  One local said “We’re working on recreating the early 90s when life was different.  Back then a bloke called George Bush was president, and there was a recession in the UK.”

Meanwhile local councillor Bob Farms claimed that Eynesbury Hardwick was able to recreate the past even better.  Cllr Farms was quoted as saying “As nobody knows its precise location, Eynesbury Hardwick has changed very little over the years.”

It has been suggested locally that the council has achieved recreating the past even more successfully by being stuck in the middle ages for a long time. A council spokesman responded, “You may laugh, but after we gave all your money to an Icelandic bank we’ll be back in the twenties before you can say ricketts!”

This came as a surprise to the establishment, who “always thought they were in Abbottsley,” and has upset local residents by further linking St Neots into Bedfordshire.

Madcap local councillor Bob Farms recently made headlines by being elected to the council of the parish, which was thought to contain zero buildings or residents, and was said to be “mildly annoyed” that the location of his parish had been discovered.

“We’re not going to stand for this,” said Farms earlier today. “I’ve already started proceedings to have Hardwick moved, along with Loves Farm and the Eynesbury floodplain – I mean, Manor – estates.”

Council leader Cllr Derek Miles had previously offered half a Rowley Million to anyone finding the parish. he was unavailable today for comment.

Despite signposts to Eynesbury Hardwick, it has long been believed that the area is fictional, much like Crosshall. However, in a statement today, former town council member Farms said, “Claiming that this parish is fictional is stuff and nonsense. On stilts. Or something taller than stilts – a ladder perhaps?” When pressed on the location of Eynesbury Hardwick, Cllr Farms said “follow the signs and you’ll get there won’t you.”

Parliamentary laws dictate that when an MP wishes to stand down they cannot simply resign and must apply for transfer to a fictional constituency, such as the Chiltern Hundreds. It is believed that Eynesbury Hardwick is a similar get-out for people who would like to still be councillors, but are unlikely to be voted for.

A spokesman for Farms said “What crap. Cllr Farms was voted in to this parish council, which meets in the parish itself, fair and square by one hundred per cent of the population of Eynesbury Hardwick.” the Citizen pointed out that the number of voters registered is zero, but Cllr Farms’ assistant was adament that “over 17.2 votes were counted, making Cllr Farms 15 times more popular than Derek Miles who seems to think he’s the Prime Minister or something.”

Meanwhile Cllr Miles offered a “large reward” – believed to be in excess of half a Rowley Million – to anyone able to locate Eynesbury Hardwick. “I’m so sure Bob’s gone mad that I can happily offer this money I don’t have,” said Miles today. “I have great affection and respect for Chairman Mao. I mean, chairman Bob.”

The search continues.