Posts Tagged ‘Eynesbury’

As the bridge is opened over the Great Ouse, St Neots Citizen has uncovered the missing funding donor for the Eynesbury to Eatons Chav Superhighway. It appears that the unaccounted-for money, to the tune of a Rowley Million, has been put forward [Click to read more...]

New resident in town Chardonnay-Leigh bemoans the yet-unfinished bridge. Will it drag on as long as the busway? [Click to read more...]

Broadwalk residents had a good old whinge yesterday about trees that were put up to block out floodlights that they had previously had a good old whinge about. The infamous Leyland Cyprus hedge was planted behind Eynesbury Rovers’ football [Click to read more...]

Dear Dave, I have a dilemma. I have been offered my Dream Job. But the location is bound to cause a problem with my family and friends. I got temporary work in a factory in Cromwell Road, It went really well, ending up being full time . The agency [Click to read more...]

Discussions of a merger between St Neots and it’s inferior neighbours Huntingdon and St Ives today ended without conclusion after councillors cited ‘irreconcilable differences’. The Citizen reported on the merger last month, with [Click to read more...]

A shortcut which runs from Eynesbury Manor to Eaton Socon has been given a name, complete with proper street sign. The rubbish bit of grass and hardcore-covered pathway, which includes a playground otherwise known as Friday nights’ second-best [Click to read more...]

Local developments Eynesbury Manor and Love’s Farm have got all jealous of the lovely hand-carved wooden ‘village’ signs found in the more traditional four sections of St Neots. Eaton Ford, Eaton Socon and Eynesbury have at various [Click to read more...]

Town councillors from both sides of the river have hit out at local newspapers, including the Citizen, for concentrating too hard on certain of their colleagues. Councillor Oliver Barford, who represents Eaton Socon, said “I’m fucking [Click to read more...]

Residents of Eaton Ford and Eaton Socon today expressed a lack of surprise that down-at-heel neighbour Eynesbury topped the crime statistics in a new “street-level crime map” by the police. Rozzers caused consternation in Cambridge when [Click to read more...]

Ever ready to throw their weight behind a doomed business that should actually be down to a commercial operation, local councillors today came out in support of former council leader Derek Miles’ latest madcap scheme. “Basically,” [Click to read more...]