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Tuesday March 28th 2017

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Local Couple Not Planning Baby Or Cat

Local Couple Not Planning Baby Or Cat

An Eaton Ford couple have stunned friends and family by announcing that they do not intend to have children. The revelation came following a three-year relationship which recently turned into an engagement. Many thought the next logical step for Timothy Edwards, an [Read More]

Home Phone Confuses Teen

Home Phone Confuses Teen

After losing her iPhone this week, local teen Rosalinda Maciejewski found herself completely confounded by 20th century communications technology. “I felt so cut off,” said Maciejewski, 15, who misplaced her shiny iThing when off her face on White Ace cider in [Read More]

Internet Temporarily Pointless

Internet Temporarily Pointless

The internet was temporarily pointless today as Facebook went down. Local teens and timewasting office workers were at a loss as the social network announced that accounts were unavailable due to a site issue. “I didn’t know what to do,” said Chantelle [Read More]

Sci-Fi Fan Launches New Social Network

Sci-Fi Fan Launches New Social Network

A St Neots developer plans to take on the might of Facebook using obsolete 1980's technology. We introduce Faxbook in our exclusive report [Read More]

All Council Decisions To Be Based On Facebook

All Council Decisions To Be Based On Facebook

Following national media coverage of the “St.Neots Needs A Cinema” Facebook group, St Neots Town Council today announced plans to base all future policies and decisions on Facebook groups. The group, which has the “tremendous support” of around 2,500 [Read More]

New Facebook Blamed For Pub Disappearance

New Facebook Blamed For Pub Disappearance

The new layout of social networking site Facebook, launched earlier this year, has been blamed for the recent disappearance of listed Eaton Socon pub The Bell. Thousands of users got very upset when the site made using the new layout compulsory, when previously they could [Read More]

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Town Gears Up For New Complaint

Town Gears Up For New Complaint

Neotians were this week beginning to prepare for 2014′s predicted favourite sport – namely, complaining [Read More]

Councillor Definitely Didn’t Say Nazi

Councillor Definitely Didn’t Say Nazi

District and county councillor Steve van der Whitevanman caused controversy this week after he definitely didn’t [Read More]

Shocking Horse Meat Truth Revealed

Shocking Horse Meat Truth Revealed

Meat experts have today shocked the British public with the real reason behind the horse DNA contamination scandal. [Read More]

Paper Reveals Reporterless Setup

Paper Reveals Reporterless Setup

Local newspaper the Cambridge Evening News In The Morning has revealed that it is going to sack all its reporters, [Read More]

New School Thief-Proof

New School Thief-Proof

South Cambs DC have revealed that new secondary school Cambourne Village College is designed with special anti-theft [Read More]

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