Posts Tagged ‘Fighting’
Banks Face Off To Be Crowned The Best
High Street banks in St Neots today announced they were scrapping their traditional methods of luring in unsuspecting customers in favour of a massive fight. The posturing began as Barclays texted Lloyds TSB saying, “Our blue debit cards are [Click to read more...]
Local Chavs "Confused, Lost and Lonely" says Social Worker
Dee Dington, a local nosey cow social worker has stepped into the row over the ever shrinking facilities for youth in the Town. "It really is horrific. First we refuse to provide multi-screen cinemas, health spas and sports facilities every 300 [Click to read more...]
Health Check Results Revealed
Ahead of the Health Check Report final result from the District Council – due out early 2009 – the Citizen can reveal some exclusively “obtained” information. Initial findings have shown the town’s inhabitants to be [Click to read more...]
