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Posts Tagged ‘Food’

Cooking With Teens: Poor Man’s Carbonara

Cooking With Teens: Poor Man’s Carbonara

We got a couple of 15-year-olds in to share their recipes. Benny T. Bean is away. Ingredients 150g-200g dried taglietelle per person 4 Laughing Cow triangles nicked from the fridge of a mum or nan Cheap ham offcuts pinched from Tesco whilst ostensibly purchasing a copy of [Read More]

BK “Helping NHS”

BK “Helping NHS”

The Burger King franchise in Addenbrookes concourse has hit back today over claims that its presence in the hospital was counter-intuitive and downright unhealthy. Chris Green, 40, who runs the franchise which is owned by the Barometer Group, said that the fast-food outlet [Read More]

Local Restauranteurs Demand Assistance

Local Restauranteurs Demand Assistance

Local food purveyors Superturks Ltd have told residents it is their fault that there are not more eateries in the town. The group, which owns Market Square Café and Hotspot Chicken, has hit back at whinges by Neotians that the only non-fast-food options in town are Il [Read More]

The Citizen Restaurant Review

The Citizen Restaurant Review

Fancy a night out but don’t where to go? Afraid of wasting your giro on a café masquerading as a top eatery? Need help in choosing which type of cuisine to charm your bird with? We at The Citizen know how hard it can be to miss out on a shag because the waiter [Read More]

Baby Boomers Ate All The Pies

Baby Boomers Ate All The Pies

Over-45′s in St Neots are being blamed for eating all the pies – as well as all the other food, drinking all the drinks and using the last of the loo roll. “This is well unacceptable,” said Eaton Socon man Darryn Draynpype, 28. “Seems that all [Read More]

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Town Gears Up For New Complaint

Town Gears Up For New Complaint

Neotians were this week beginning to prepare for 2014′s predicted favourite sport – namely, complaining [Read More]

Councillor Definitely Didn’t Say Nazi

Councillor Definitely Didn’t Say Nazi

District and county councillor Steve van der Whitevanman caused controversy this week after he definitely didn’t [Read More]

Shocking Horse Meat Truth Revealed

Shocking Horse Meat Truth Revealed

Meat experts have today shocked the British public with the real reason behind the horse DNA contamination scandal. [Read More]

Paper Reveals Reporterless Setup

Paper Reveals Reporterless Setup

Local newspaper the Cambridge Evening News In The Morning has revealed that it is going to sack all its reporters, [Read More]

New School Thief-Proof

New School Thief-Proof

South Cambs DC have revealed that new secondary school Cambourne Village College is designed with special anti-theft [Read More]

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