Sorrowscope
Pisces (20/02-20/03) Life is a roller coaster and, as you well know, last week was no exception for Piscerians. That is all. [Click to read more...]
Posts Tagged ‘Government’
St Neots Declares Independence!
A group of councillors and locals calling themselves the “St Neots Popular Front” today declared independence from the UK. The new People’s Liberal-Conservative Democratic Socialist Republic of St Neots will aim to stop people [Click to read more...]
Local Schools Dubbed “Prison Playgrounds”
Concerns were last week being raised by parents about the need for the fences that have been recently erected around our local schools. Spokeswoman for the parents association and town busybody Ms. Thorninside attacked the decision to envelope [Click to read more...]
St Neots To Lose A1 Exit
Under a new ruling by the Government, following a “brilliant idea” from Brussels, St Neots is to lose one of its three A1 junctions in an attempt to reduce traffic. Local councils, backed by the Government, have long been fans of [Click to read more...]
Small Town Mentality "Not A Disease" says NHS
After years of conjecture, Norman Henry Sampson (NHS) has decided to end, once and for all, the debate over whether living in middle-English, non-descript, average market towns was an indicator of mental instability. Mr Sampson, speaking form his [Click to read more...]
