Written by Francisco Sanchez on 14 February 2011
Groundbreaking research by St Neots-based Expert Scientists has revealed what everyone has been saying for years – Cadbury’s Creme Eggs are indeed smaller than they were when you were young. “I fucking knew it,” said Gareth [Click to read more...]
Written by Citizen Editor on 10 January 2009
A long-awaited report from the Health & Safety Executive regarding 2007's Christmas lights incident, in which a pedestrian was struck by half a ton of metal falling from above the High Street, contains absolutely no new information.
The report, [Click to read more...]
