Speed Limit Scheme “A Bit Daft”
Town councillors are unhappy with CCC's plans to let residents set their own speed limits. "It's a bit daft to say the least", said cllr Julia Wayward [Click to read more...]
Posts Tagged ‘High Street’
Banks Face Off To Be Crowned The Best
High Street banks in St Neots today announced they were scrapping their traditional methods of luring in unsuspecting customers in favour of a massive fight. The posturing began as Barclays texted Lloyds TSB saying, “Our blue debit cards are [Click to read more...]
Councillor Demands Bank Access
Lib Dem councillor Terrence Dougall has made headlines by demanding Abbey provide access for mums with pushchairs. Self-thinking councillor Dougall, 62, got involved after a post on st-neots.co.uk which whinged about the difficulty climbing three [Click to read more...]
Man "Happy" To Be Away From St Neots All Day
Eastside resident R. D. Hattttt has stunned locals by announcing, “I am fortunate enough now to be away from St Neots all day!” on a local internetweb thing. “Redundancy could not have worked out better for me, my new job means I [Click to read more...]
Hole Appears In High Street
A large hole has appeared in the centre of St Neots, causing concern and outrage amongst local traders. The hole materialised over night last week and there was initially some confusion amongst local councillors that it might be the same one that [Click to read more...]
Mini-Calming Clampdown On Furious Cycling In The Town
Following complaints from "Mothers against furious cycling" at a council surgery, plans are being implemented to slow down cyclists in the High Street. Sharon Kiley, a local mother, said "I saw one of these mainiacs ride straight over a crisp [Click to read more...]
Council Plans To Alter Passage Of Time
St Neots Town Council are hoping to alter time and possibly reality, by staging the 2007 Christmas lights switch-on this week. Last year, there was no lighting ceremony after a set of lights fell on a pedestrian’s head. But a spokesman for the [Click to read more...]
St Neots Town Centre "Safe" Complains Local Man
St Neots has unexpectedly been declared “Safe” after a local resident travelled the length of the High Street – and back again – without incident. Theloneius P. Staker, of Eaton Ford, said, “This morning I have walked up and down the [Click to read more...]
