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Hospitals Decrease Waiting Times With Help Of CERN

By Tim C

Hinchingbrooke and Addenbrookes hospitals have revealed a brilliant new plan to cut A&E waiting times, with the help of rumoured-to-be-local Expert Scientists, CERN. While waiting times have fallen dramatically in the last few years, NHS chiefs are said to be concerned that patients – and more importantly, those hanging about in waiting rooms while... »

Local Hospital to Pilot New NHS Cock-Up!

By Oi!! Correspondant

East of England health Chiefs have been given the go ahead to appointment a private management team at Hinchingbrooke Hospital. In a statement to the Citizen local health authority spokesperson, Kim Stonely-Bolton said “That bloody hospital has been a pain in neck ever since that dick-head built a hotel (treatment centre) and helicopter landing... »