Posts Tagged ‘Huntingdon’
Booze Hounds Urged To Avoid A14
Local fire chief Benedict Redgate this morning asked that local alcoholics avoid the large ethanol spill currently being cleared up on the A14. A tanker carrying the pure alcohol overturned at 6.20 this morning at the Bythorn turning, west of Huntingdon. Within minutes of [Read More]
Oldies Back Anti-Speeding Plan
Cambridgeshire’s OAPs can once again rest easy, after the menace of sales reps and boy racers in Kev’d-up Saxos speeding through their villages is to be tackled. No longer will the county’s septegenarians need to don hi-vis jackets and stand beside the [Read More]
Local Man Overexcited By Local Infrastructure
Eaton Socon resident David Norway, 32, was recovering today after a minor mental breakdown as he got too excited about the completion of local engineering projects. The Roberts Close man, who works as a drug guidance counsellor, had been away on holiday for two months, and [Read More]
Huntingdon Replaces Crack With Books
Reports in the national press today suggest that the number of heroin and crack users in the UK is falling. “This situation is totally unacceptable,” says Warren Pearce, 22, who lives on the Oxmoor Estate’s notorious Kent Road and is the chairman of the [Read More]
Dream Job Dilemma
Dear Dave, I have a dilemma. I have been offered my Dream Job. But the location is bound to cause a problem with my family and friends. I got temporary work in a factory in Cromwell Road, It went really well, ending up being full time . The agency put me forward for a [Read More]
Merger Talks Break Down
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Discussions of a merger between St Neots and it’s inferior neighbours Huntingdon and St Ives today ended without conclusion after councillors cited ‘irreconcilable differences’. The Citizen reported on the merger last month, with councillors Marcel and van [Read More]
A14 Closed
The county’s nightmarish A14 was closed earlier today due to an incident which possibly involved some vehicles, and maybe some livestock. [Read More]
Ouse Valley Walk Complete Says Councillor
It is now possible to walk from St Neots to Huntingdon on a bed of dog shit, says councillor Steve van de Whitevanman. After years of campaigning and moaning Cllr WVM has succeeded in pissing off enough dog walkers with his grumbling gripes that even the ones that used to [Read More]
St Neots In Merger Talks
St Neots councillors have put together a hostile takeover of Huntingdon and St Ives [Read More]
Gdnagly Boosts Local Employment
Huntingdon MP Jonathan Gdangly last night announced a revolutionary new scheme, in association with the local Chamber of Commerce, to boost employment in the south of the district. “I have persuaded local Huntingdon businesses not to move jobs to cheaper workers [Read More]
