Posts Tagged ‘Huntingdon’

Eaton Socon resident David Norway, 32, was recovering today after a minor mental breakdown as he got too excited about the completion of local engineering projects. The Roberts Close man, who works as a drug guidance counsellor, had been away on [Click to read more...]

Newly opened grot emporium Pulse and Crabtails opened on Friday, following a furore in which most dimwit locals assumed a sex shop would indeed sell sex. Just as that calmed down, rumours brewed that the store would soon feature a Drive Thru window [Click to read more...]

Reports in the national press today suggest that the number of heroin and crack users in the UK is falling. “This situation is totally unacceptable,” says Warren Pearce, 22, who lives on the Oxmoor Estate’s notorious Kent Road and [Click to read more...]

Dear Dave, I have a dilemma. I have been offered my Dream Job. But the location is bound to cause a problem with my family and friends. I got temporary work in a factory in Cromwell Road, It went really well, ending up being full time . The agency [Click to read more...]

Discussions of a merger between St Neots and it’s inferior neighbours Huntingdon and St Ives today ended without conclusion after councillors cited ‘irreconcilable differences’. The Citizen reported on the merger last month, with [Click to read more...]

The county’s nightmarish A14 was closed earlier today due to an incident which possibly involved some vehicles, and maybe some livestock. [Click to read more...]

It is now possible to walk from St Neots to Huntingdon on a bed of dog shit, says councillor Steve van de Whitevanman. After years of campaigning and moaning Cllr WVM has succeeded in pissing off enough dog walkers with his grumbling gripes that [Click to read more...]

St Neots councillors have put together a hostile takeover of Huntingdon and St Ives [Click to read more...]

Huntingdon MP Jonathan Gdangly last night announced a revolutionary new scheme, in association with the local Chamber of Commerce, to boost employment in the south of the district. “I have persuaded local Huntingdon businesses not to move jobs [Click to read more...]

Huntingdon’s criminal fraternity was reeling last night after being comprehensively outshone by their St Neots rivals. Two successful armed robberies in the better town, targetting Securicor vans outside supermarkets and banks, have recently [Click to read more...]