The internet was temporarily pointless today as Facebook went down. Local teens and timewasting office workers were at a loss as the social network announced that accounts were unavailable due to a site issue. “I didn’t know what to [Click to read more...]
A St Neots developer plans to take on the might of Facebook using obsolete 1980's technology. We introduce Faxbook in our exclusive report [Click to read more...]
Stupid local chavs today proved themselves to be slightly thicker than previously thought, by confusing a fast-food outlet with high-quality retail emporia. St Neots “rude boy” Marly T. Murphy failed to engage brain before mouth, and [Click to read more...]
St Neots Town Council officials have wholeheartedly embraced the inter-net revolution The Citizen can exclusively reveal. A local website has published the “tag” of councillor “DeffaM” and you can follow his exploits on [Click to read more...]
Word on the street in St Neots is that Woolies is to make way for an all-in-one shopping complex, the like of which the town has never seen. Beatty Broadband, of the Chinese Whispers Distribution Depot (now incorporating the St Neots Rumour Mill) [Click to read more...]
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