103 year old Mr Andrews, who played Italian pot-washer Giovanni in the seminal series of Priory Centre productions “The Hotel Where Nothing Ever Went Right”, suffered a constant barrage of abuse from the pair as they wrote nasty notes and put them through his letter box.

Russ Jonno and Brandon Randy were accused of insulting not only the ageing star but also broadcasting the allegation that Mr. Randy had “stroked the pussy of Mr. Andrews granddaughter, Vanda Snatch.”

Miss Snatch, who has not denied the claims, is part of an all-girl group of performance “artistes” called “The Feline Flaps”. The Citizen understands that her MySpace site has been hastily redesigned to include loads of pictures of fluffy kittens and a link to Wood Green animal shelter.

Jonno has been suspended for 3 days without pay or complimentary Subway, and Randy has resigned to spend more time in the Cayman Paxton Islands.

“The Hotel Where Nothing Ever Went Right” has been credited as the inspiration for BBC series “Fawlty Towers”

John Cleese was unavailable for comment.