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Lack Of Parking Infuriates Residents

Lack Of Parking Infuriates Residents

Locals were today perplexed and angered that it had become impossible to park in the town centre. Parking on the Market Square has been suspended for the weekend to allow for the time wasting SunFest, also known as the August Festival, Summer [Click to read more...]

Everyone Misses War

Everyone Misses War

Residents surprised and divided over new scrap [Click to read more...]

Local Restauranteurs Demand Assistance

Local Restauranteurs Demand Assistance

Local food purveyors Superturks Ltd have told residents it is their fault that there are not more eateries in the town. The group, which owns Market Square Café and Hotspot Chicken, has hit back at whinges by Neotians that the only non-fast-food [Click to read more...]

Banks Face Off To Be Crowned The Best

Banks Face Off To Be Crowned The Best

High Street banks in St Neots today announced they were scrapping their traditional methods of luring in unsuspecting customers in favour of a massive fight. The posturing began as Barclays texted Lloyds TSB saying, “Our blue debit cards are [Click to read more...]

Nights Out Traditionally Crap Claims Historian

Nights Out Traditionally Crap Claims Historian

Local historians were today hailing the recent radar mapping of the old Priory site a success having discovered several important artefacts. Unearthed Artefacts dating back over 500 years were removed from the site to be catalogued at the nearby [Click to read more...]

Councillor Demands Bank Access

Councillor Demands Bank Access

Lib Dem councillor Terrence Dougall has made headlines by demanding Abbey provide access for mums with pushchairs. Self-thinking councillor Dougall, 62, got involved after a post on st-neots.co.uk which whinged about the difficulty climbing three [Click to read more...]

Solicitors Disappointed With Christmas Lights

Solicitors Disappointed With Christmas Lights

Local injury compensation specialists Win Just Over £7000, LLP have revealed their disappointment with this year’s Christmas lights in the town. Partner Irma Konnman said that his firm had laid on extra staff in the High Street and Market [Click to read more...]

Similar Town Sues St Neots

Wantage Town Council today issued a writ against St Neots, claiming that it breached copyright law by becoming a small market town outside a major university city. Wantage is around the same distance from Oxford as St Neots is from Cambridge, and as [Click to read more...]

Christmas Lights "Big Switch-On" This Week

St Neots Town Council has announced that the big switch on will be taking place next Friday, 25th July. Dean Dexter, a spokesperson from the Town Council, said “we are absolutely delighted to be switching the lights on next week as it will really [Click to read more...]

EU Directive Forces St Neots To Rethink Market Square

St Neots is getting caught up in the new EU Directive 2008/23/EC on Quadrilaterals in Urban Centres which has been transposed into UK law. The new law states that market squares which are not perfect squares must be stripped of their “square” [Click to read more...]

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