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Posts Tagged ‘Milk’

Cooking With Beans: Spotted Dick

Cooking With Beans: Spotted Dick

Resident Gastronomical genius Benny T. Bean guides us to pudding heaven [Read More]

Cats “Probably Won’t Get Thumbs”

Cats “Probably Won’t Get Thumbs”

In another people-scared-of-animals shocker, Expert Scientists have reassured Neotians that cats “probably won’t develop thumbs” any time soon. The scare came after milk brand Cravendale released an advert showing gangs of thumb-clicking cats breaking in [Read More]

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Town Gears Up For New Complaint

Town Gears Up For New Complaint

Neotians were this week beginning to prepare for 2014′s predicted favourite sport – namely, complaining [Read More]

Councillor Definitely Didn’t Say Nazi

Councillor Definitely Didn’t Say Nazi

District and county councillor Steve van der Whitevanman caused controversy this week after he definitely didn’t [Read More]

Shocking Horse Meat Truth Revealed

Shocking Horse Meat Truth Revealed

Meat experts have today shocked the British public with the real reason behind the horse DNA contamination scandal. [Read More]

Paper Reveals Reporterless Setup

Paper Reveals Reporterless Setup

Local newspaper the Cambridge Evening News In The Morning has revealed that it is going to sack all its reporters, [Read More]

New School Thief-Proof

New School Thief-Proof

South Cambs DC have revealed that new secondary school Cambourne Village College is designed with special anti-theft [Read More]

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