Following reports of new “pay by mobile” proximity-payment technology due to be launched by Everything Everywhere, who own Orange and T-Mobile, this year, St Neots pickpockets and nan-muggers have complained that they are unable to keep [Click to read more...]
Over-45′s in St Neots are being blamed for eating all the pies – as well as all the other food, drinking all the drinks and using the last of the loo roll. “This is well unacceptable,” said Eaton Socon man Darryn Draynpype, [Click to read more...]
It was sensationally revealed tonight that, if elected, the Lib Dems plan to opt St Neots out of the United Kingdom’s currency, the Great British Pound. “The quid is a bit of an outdated concept,” said Steve van der Whitevanman at [Click to read more...]
Following a break-in at the Co-op food store in Great North Road, during which intruders attempted to gain access to the contents of the cash machine using a blow-torch, the manager has claimed to have discovered “Fireproof Money”. [Click to read more...]
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