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Tuesday June 27th 2017

Posts Tagged ‘Music’

Average Robbie Fan Old

Average Robbie Fan Old

The entertainment world was stunned today to learn that the average age of a Robbie Williams fan is now 52. Late last year, youth-oriented Radio 1 refused to add Williams’ single Candy to its playlists, citing the fact that Williams’ key demographic – who [Read More]

Marrowdope

Marrowdope

Resident gastronomical-astrological tramp Grubby Pete, otherwise known as Benny T. Bean, guides you through the cosmos or something. Virgo (23/08-22/09) see Capricorn. [Read More]

Citizen Editor In New “iPlod” Scandal!

Citizen Editor In New “iPlod” Scandal!

Controversial Citizen editor Tim C. has again upset the establishment with a blatant disregard for some rule or law or something. Fresh from upsetting the entire population of Truman Town (Cambourne), Mr C. has been roasted alive by local law enforcement officers for [Read More]

St Neots “Will Never Join Sexual Revolution” Says Town Elder

St Neots “Will Never Join Sexual Revolution” Says Town Elder

The national furore over the lyrics to American hot babe and vocaliser and songstress Katy Perry’s tune, “I Kissed A Girl” has finally hit St Neots. Local defender of standards and former town councillor Bob Topshelf, 91, said, “They tried it in the [Read More]

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Town Gears Up For New Complaint

Town Gears Up For New Complaint

Neotians were this week beginning to prepare for 2014′s predicted favourite sport – namely, complaining [Read More]

Councillor Definitely Didn’t Say Nazi

Councillor Definitely Didn’t Say Nazi

District and county councillor Steve van der Whitevanman caused controversy this week after he definitely didn’t [Read More]

Shocking Horse Meat Truth Revealed

Shocking Horse Meat Truth Revealed

Meat experts have today shocked the British public with the real reason behind the horse DNA contamination scandal. [Read More]

Paper Reveals Reporterless Setup

Paper Reveals Reporterless Setup

Local newspaper the Cambridge Evening News In The Morning has revealed that it is going to sack all its reporters, [Read More]

New School Thief-Proof

New School Thief-Proof

South Cambs DC have revealed that new secondary school Cambourne Village College is designed with special anti-theft [Read More]

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