Written by Citizen Editor on 04 September 2011
Regular readers of the online edition of the Cambridge Used-To-Be-In-The-Evening News were today shocked to discover a new standard police image on a story about something to do with a road. Traditionally, the website is too lazy to take pictures of [Click to read more...]
Written by Francisco Sanchez on 05 April 2011
Broadwalk residents had a good old whinge yesterday about trees that were put up to block out floodlights that they had previously had a good old whinge about. The infamous Leyland Cyprus hedge was planted behind Eynesbury Rovers’ football [Click to read more...]
Written by Don Draper on 21 March 2011
Written by Don Draper on 21 February 2011
The town council today announced that from the next by-elections, it will trial the new Alternative Alternatvie Vote system. The Government was last week voting on a referendum to change the system for general elections to AV, where votes for the [Click to read more...]
Written by Francisco Sanchez on 18 February 2011
Local newsrags today announced they were going to stop reporting on crashes on the A14 in favour of a new automated approach. The road, which is on target to meet it’s quota for closures in 2011, has been closed six times in the last three [Click to read more...]
Written by Citizen Editor on 26 March 2010
The Editor of the St Neots Citizen today apologised for the lack of recent updates, saying “really, guys, there is fuck all to report.” He went on, “We promised less councillor bitching, moaning and cock-waving than other papers, [Click to read more...]