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Town Misses Torch

Town Misses Torch

St Neots residents today realised that they had definitely been bypassed by the Olympic torch relay, despite the flaming article in question having travelled through St Ives and Huntingdon nearly a week ago. Tens of people turned out in the county’s two smaller towns to [Read More]

News & That Gets New Rozzer Picture

News & That Gets New Rozzer Picture

Regular readers of the online edition of the Cambridge Used-To-Be-In-The-Evening News were today shocked to discover a new standard police image on a story about something to do with a road. Traditionally, the website is too lazy to take pictures of anything relating to [Read More]

Eastsiders Upset About Hedge

Eastsiders Upset About Hedge

Broadwalk residents had a good old whinge yesterday about trees that were put up to block out floodlights that they had previously had a good old whinge about. The infamous Leyland Cyprus hedge was planted behind Eynesbury Rovers’ football ground after neighbours [Read More]

Everyone Misses War

Everyone Misses War

Residents surprised and divided over new scrap [Read More]

St Neots Trials Alternative Alternative Vote

St Neots Trials Alternative Alternative Vote

The town council today announced that from the next by-elections, it will trial the new Alternative Alternatvie Vote system. The Government was last week voting on a referendum to change the system for general elections to AV, where votes for the least-popular candidate are [Read More]

Newsrags Announce New A14 Reporting Mechanism

Newsrags Announce New A14 Reporting Mechanism

Local newsrags today announced they were going to stop reporting on crashes on the A14 in favour of a new automated approach. The road, which is on target to meet it’s quota for closures in 2011, has been closed six times in the last three weeks due to incidents [Read More]

News In Recession – Official

News In Recession – Official

The Editor of the St Neots Citizen today apologised for the lack of recent updates, saying “really, guys, there is fuck all to report.” He went on, “We promised less councillor bitching, moaning and cock-waving than other papers, but we can’t deliver [Read More]

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Town Gears Up For New Complaint

Town Gears Up For New Complaint

Neotians were this week beginning to prepare for 2014′s predicted favourite sport – namely, complaining [Read More]

Councillor Definitely Didn’t Say Nazi

Councillor Definitely Didn’t Say Nazi

District and county councillor Steve van der Whitevanman caused controversy this week after he definitely didn’t [Read More]

Shocking Horse Meat Truth Revealed

Shocking Horse Meat Truth Revealed

Meat experts have today shocked the British public with the real reason behind the horse DNA contamination scandal. [Read More]

Paper Reveals Reporterless Setup

Paper Reveals Reporterless Setup

Local newspaper the Cambridge Evening News In The Morning has revealed that it is going to sack all its reporters, [Read More]

New School Thief-Proof

New School Thief-Proof

South Cambs DC have revealed that new secondary school Cambourne Village College is designed with special anti-theft [Read More]

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