A report in the national press today explains that some people are missing a subunit of a receptor that tells them when they have had enough nicotine, making them born smokers. Neotians are using this report to explain addiction to everything else. [Click to read more...]
Health watchdogs were said to be horrified after research revealed that St Neots is fast becoming the UK’s biggest society. Plans by Prime Minister David Cameron for us all to be a little nicer to each other seem to have been misunderstood by [Click to read more...]
The Citizen can announce that the company behind the new private management of Hinchingbrooke Hospital is owned by none other than airline entrepreneur and citrus freak Stavros Stavros Gali. Stavros, who founded low cost airline CheesyJet, spoke [Click to read more...]
Recent advances in the treatment of tenuous illness Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder have been hailed a “complete success” by local health authority spokesperson, Kim Stoneley-Bolton. “Phase one of our local pilot scheme [Click to read more...]
Hinchingbrooke and Addenbrookes hospitals have revealed a brilliant new plan to cut A&E waiting times, with the help of rumoured-to-be-local Expert Scientists, CERN. While waiting times have fallen dramatically in the last few years, NHS chiefs [Click to read more...]
East of England health Chiefs have been given the go ahead to appointment a private management team at Hinchingbrooke Hospital. In a statement to the Citizen local health authority spokesperson, Kim Stonely-Bolton said “That bloody hospital [Click to read more...]
After years of conjecture, Norman Henry Sampson (NHS) has decided to end, once and for all, the debate over whether living in middle-English, non-descript, average market towns was an indicator of mental instability. Mr Sampson, speaking form his [Click to read more...]
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