Posts Tagged ‘Oi!! Magazine’

Councillor throws hissy fit and refuses to continue playing with the 'bigger boys' [Click to read more...]

Keen watchers of Town Council politics cannot fail to have noticed the recent absence of activity amongst its members. The usual high profile civic campaigns; dodgy fences, purple-headed bollards, 2ft high bumps in the road to name a few, have [Click to read more...]

Collusion between otherwise opposing sides of St Neots public representatives has virtually disabled The Citizen, The Citizen can exclusively reveal. Almost overnight all parties, including most local papers, have collectively decided to stop [Click to read more...]

Urban St Neots Eastside wasteland Eynesbury was set fire to last Monday evening. Beginning in a half full blue wheelie bin, the fire quickly took hold and burnt out the last 3 remaining working motors in Mallard Lane. From then on it was difficult [Click to read more...]

The Citizen understands that the Town Council has appointed the team that brought a landslide Democrat victory in the USA to run its next election campaign. In a stunning move to outflank opposition contenders changes to party representatives have [Click to read more...]

In an apparent bid to sway public opinion in favour of the the Town Council and copy the current tactics of the Nu-Labour government, Council leader Derek Miles, speaking at the party’s monthly conference today, decided honesty was the best [Click to read more...]

The national furore over the lyrics to American hot babe and vocaliser and songstress Katy Perry’s tune, “I Kissed A Girl” has finally hit St Neots. Local defender of standards and former town councillor Bob Topshelf, 91, said, [Click to read more...]

Multi-million pound properties in the exclusive Dorset region of Sandbanks have been pushed into 5th place in the list of the world’s most expensive real estate by the current development on the Great Ouse East Bank. Even the most fervent [Click to read more...]

In an amazing turn of events the doomed scheme to provide St Neots with a state of the art multi-screen cinema complex has been revived due to the interest of a major movie chain. “All Things Electrical (And Widescreen Cinemas) 2008 [Click to read more...]

Anglian Water has announced that the record sunshine (4 hours, 22 minuts and 14 seconds) experienced in town over the weekend has evaporated the reserves that the company has worked so hard to conserve over the past three years of continuous rain. [Click to read more...]