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Lack Of Parking Infuriates Residents

Lack Of Parking Infuriates Residents

Locals were today perplexed and angered that it had become impossible to park in the town centre. Parking on the Market Square has been suspended for the weekend to allow for the time wasting SunFest, also known as the August Festival, Summer Festival or Sort-Of Carnival, [Read More]

Shopping Centre For St Neots?

Shopping Centre For St Neots?

Huntingdon may have had the huge chemical spill to give them the record for traffic tailbacks in the local one upmanship.  Has it come at a cost? The St Neots Citizen has learned that retail guru Marie Harbouras was caught in the tailbacks and had the good fortune to cut [Read More]

CEO Caught Short

CEO Caught Short

The St Neots toilet closures have claimed their first high profile casualty. HDC CEO Davis Munts was seen fleeing Barrtts department store using obscene language after trying to use the cafe toilet without buying anything. Frightened staff were shaking after a tiraid of [Read More]

Tesco Trials New Car Park

Tesco Trials New Car Park

Following a media furore this week when Tesco in Cardiff refused to allow a council estate dole queue mum into the store in her grotty pyjamas, the company are responding to customer criticism by trialling new forms of “sustainable transport parking facilities”, [Read More]

“Leave Our Roads Alone” Say Residents

“Leave Our Roads Alone” Say Residents

Residents of St Neots were today up in arms after the County Council decided to finally resurface their third-world-quality road, meaning they had to move their cars for a couple of days. St Neots’ residential roads are well known to have the highest concentration of [Read More]

Partially Sighted To Get Disability Parking

Partially Sighted To Get Disability Parking

St Neots is to make the pioneering step of introducing town centre parking bays for the partially sighted. Angie Doblington, of the councils Social Exclusion unit, said “For too long now the partially sighted have been denied the convenience of normal access to the towns [Read More]

Woman Cannot Park At Station

Woman Cannot Park At Station

Local commuter Mo Ning arrived at St Neots station at 9.32 this morning, and was amazed to find there were no parking spaces.   “The car park was completely full,” said Miss Ning, who drove to the station after 9.30 to avoid the high parking charges before this [Read More]

This Just In

Shocking Horse Meat Truth Revealed

Shocking Horse Meat Truth Revealed

Meat experts have today shocked the British public with the real reason behind the horse DNA contamination scandal. [Read More]

Paper Reveals Reporterless Setup

Paper Reveals Reporterless Setup

Local newspaper the Cambridge Evening News In The Morning has revealed that it is going to sack all its reporters, [Read More]

New School Thief-Proof

New School Thief-Proof

South Cambs DC have revealed that new secondary school Cambourne Village College is designed with special anti-theft [Read More]

Champagne Shoplifter “Had No Taste”

Champagne Shoplifter “Had No Taste”

Local supermarket managers have spoken out about the recent spate of theft of sparkly French booze, revealing that the [Read More]

Shock At Lasagne Meat Content

Shock At Lasagne Meat Content

St Neots’ frozen food connoisseurs were outraged today after it was revealed that some Findus lasagnes may only [Read More]

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