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Nights Out Traditionally Crap Claims Historian

By Adam Douglas

Local historians were today hailing the recent radar mapping of the old Priory site a success having discovered several important artefacts. Unearthed Artefacts dating back over 500 years were removed from the site to be catalogued at the nearby Council offices. Famous local historian Henry Tibbett commented, “We have found the remains of sticky... »

Grand Opening Of More Empty Shops

By Citizen Editor

St Neots Council today proudly announced the addition of another fourteen empty shops to the town centre. Paines Brewery on the Market Square has stood empty since the late eighties, and after years of stalling has finally been converted into shops, offices and maybe flats, said Cllr Roy Maloy today. “Empty shops now make... »