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New Concept Guided Cinema Gets Go Ahead

By Oi!! Correspondant

St Neots is set to become the envy of market towns country wide with the installation of a new “Guided Cinema.” Following the lengthy planning process to find a suitable cinema site to become derelict within a few years the council has now taken the bold step of employing forward thinking specialist cinema locators... »

Council Have New Site For Cinema

By Citizen Editor

St Neots Town Council today got themselves all in a tizz over the news that a new site may be made available for their white elephant cinema project, as ATS Euromaster announced their Brook Street site would close. “Well that’d be ideal wouldn’t it,” said self-thinking Eynesbury councillor Terrence Dougall. “I thought the old... »

St Neots To Become New Centre of Skiing Excellence

By Oi!! Correspondant

Hot on the heals of the Town Council’s hugely profitable and highly successful (possibly) 851 screen cinema complex, St Neots is set to become the country’s premier outdoor real snow ski resort. Based on the work of local climatologist Hayley Weston (19), St Neots’ location in the centre of the country will see it... »

St Neots Multi-Screen Has New Backer

By Oi!! Correspondant

In an amazing turn of events the doomed scheme to provide St Neots with a state of the art multi-screen cinema complex has been revived due to the interest of a major movie chain. “All Things Electrical (And Widescreen Cinemas) 2008 Ltd.” yesterday announced that they could provide, at no cost to the Town... »

Eynesbury Is New Architectural Chic

By Citizen Editor

Forget the Swiss Re “Gherkin”, the Liver Building, York Minster and Bath’s Royal Crescents as fine examples of British architecture - architects are looking to St Neots, and in particular Eynesbury, for inspiration in design. Leading UK architect Ben Shuttleworth said, “We’ve been very blinkered with the design of our commercial and residential property in... »