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Councillors Reach Critical Levels

Councillors Reach Critical Levels

Recent shifts in St Neots Town demographic have caused Councillors to become unstable. The resultant election tsunami has resulted in higher than normal levels of bullshit with 1 of  4 councillors  in danger of complete meltdown. It appears than [Click to read more...]

Council Plans More Bins

Council Plans More Bins

Following news that a council in the Frozen North is using up to nine wheelie bins for each house, HDC today announced a radical new plan for the district’s recyclables. Currently, most people have three wheelie bins, or different coloured [Click to read more...]

Sneaky New Tip Hits Targets

Sneaky New Tip Hits Targets

Huntingdonshire District Council were today celebrating after their new household waste recycling centre, which opened to no fanfare on Saturday, exceeded all targets by having a wait time of only three seconds per vehicle, and recycling all waste [Click to read more...]

Exclusive! Council Build Massive Bin

Exclusive! Council Build Massive Bin

The St Neots Citizen can today reveal exclusively how HDC is planning on hitting its waste recycling targets for the next year. We gained access to a secret testing facility near Abbotsley, thought to be in Cllr Bob Farms’ mythical Eynesbury [Click to read more...]

St Neots Gets New Dump; Huntingdon Angry

St Neots Gets New Dump; Huntingdon Angry

Huntingdon residents were today up in arms after they realised that the replacement for their beloved Buckden household waste site was in fact the new St Neots tip. St Neots residents have a long-standing history of demanding the Council provide [Click to read more...]

Council To Install More CCTV

Council To Install More CCTV

Huntingdonshire District Council today announced plans to install “even more CCTV cameras all over the place” as soon as possible, after the supposed success of a new webcam monitoring the building of the new dump in St Neots. The [Click to read more...]

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