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Council Plans More Bins

By Francisco Sanchez

Following news that a council in the Frozen North is using up to nine wheelie bins for each house, HDC today announced a radical new plan for the district’s recyclables. Currently, most people have three wheelie bins, or different coloured bags for their rubbish. The new system will include up to 87 different coloured... »

Sneaky New Tip Hits Targets

By Citizen Editor

Huntingdonshire District Council were today celebrating after their new household waste recycling centre, which opened to no fanfare on Saturday, exceeded all targets by having a wait time of only three seconds per vehicle, and recycling all waste collected. “What a fucking excellent scheme,” said District Councillor for Eynesbury ward, Paul Marcel. “We set... »

Exclusive! Council Build Massive Bin

By Citizen Editor

The St Neots Citizen can today reveal exclusively how HDC is planning on hitting its waste recycling targets for the next year. We gained access to a secret testing facility near Abbotsley, thought to be in Cllr Bob Farms’ mythical Eynesbury Hardwick parish, and managed to take a photo or two. It is thought... »

St Neots Gets New Dump; Huntingdon Angry

By Citizen Editor

Huntingdon residents were today up in arms after they realised that the replacement for their beloved Buckden household waste site was in fact the new St Neots tip. St Neots residents have a long-standing history of demanding the Council provide them, in favour of our neighbour to the North, with facilities over which they... »

Council To Install More CCTV

By Citizen Editor

Huntingdonshire District Council today announced plans to install “even more CCTV cameras all over the place” as soon as possible, after the supposed success of a new webcam monitoring the building of the new dump in St Neots. The current household waste recycling centre – more commonly known as a tip – is due... »