Posts Tagged ‘Rubbish’
Written by Thundopolous P. Staker on 22 March 2011
Recent shifts in St Neots Town demographic have caused Councillors to become unstable. The resultant election tsunami has resulted in higher than normal levels of bullshit with 1 of 4 councillors in danger of complete meltdown. It appears than [Click to read more...]
Written by Francisco Sanchez on 28 April 2010
Following news that a council in the Frozen North is using up to nine wheelie bins for each house, HDC today announced a radical new plan for the district’s recyclables. Currently, most people have three wheelie bins, or different coloured [Click to read more...]
Written by Citizen Editor on 19 October 2009
Huntingdonshire District Council were today celebrating after their new household waste recycling centre, which opened to no fanfare on Saturday, exceeded all targets by having a wait time of only three seconds per vehicle, and recycling all waste [Click to read more...]
Written by Citizen Editor on 26 August 2009
The St Neots Citizen can today reveal exclusively how HDC is planning on hitting its waste recycling targets for the next year. We gained access to a secret testing facility near Abbotsley, thought to be in Cllr Bob Farms’ mythical Eynesbury [Click to read more...]
Written by Citizen Editor on 21 August 2009
Huntingdon residents were today up in arms after they realised that the replacement for their beloved Buckden household waste site was in fact the new St Neots tip. St Neots residents have a long-standing history of demanding the Council provide [Click to read more...]
Written by Citizen Editor on 21 August 2009
Huntingdonshire District Council today announced plans to install “even more CCTV cameras all over the place” as soon as possible, after the supposed success of a new webcam monitoring the building of the new dump in St Neots. The [Click to read more...]