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Suggestions Invited For 2010 Rumour

By Tim C

St Neots Chinese Whispers Distribution Depot today asked for public submissions for a “sustainable rumour for 2010″. Spokesman Beatty Broadband said “We’ve got to the middle of March and there isn’t one really good bit of shit to circulate around the town. I mean really! We’ve had to spread stories about how surprisingly chilly... »

Use For White Elephant Warehouse Finally Found

By Adam Douglas

The Citizen can exclusively reveal that a use may finally have been found for the pointless empty monstrosity of a warehouse next to B&Q in Eaton Socon. For several years this vast ugly warehouse has been empty blighting the landscape for miles around. It has been suggested as a new cinema, a youth club,... »