Rumours currently circulating St Neots have it that the white elephant building at Alpha Park, Eaton Socon – otherwise known as “that shit-off massive empty warehouse” – may not be so white after all. Beatty Broadband, [Click to read more...]
St Neots Chinese Whispers Distribution Depot today asked for public submissions for a “sustainable rumour for 2010″. Spokesman Beatty Broadband said “We’ve got to the middle of March and there isn’t one really good bit [Click to read more...]
The St Neots Citizen can today reveal exclusively how HDC is planning on hitting its waste recycling targets for the next year. We gained access to a secret testing facility near Abbotsley, thought to be in Cllr Bob Farms’ mythical Eynesbury [Click to read more...]
A long-awaited report from the Health & Safety Executive regarding 2007's Christmas lights incident, in which a pedestrian was struck by half a ton of metal falling from above the High Street, contains absolutely no new information. The report, [Click to read more...]
Word on the street in St Neots is that Woolies is to make way for an all-in-one shopping complex, the like of which the town has never seen. Beatty Broadband, of the Chinese Whispers Distribution Depot (now incorporating the St Neots Rumour Mill) [Click to read more...]
The recent foggy mornings in St Neots have led residents to spout the usual stories about what happened to them once in some really thick fog. However, a study by the Chinese Whispers Distribution Depot has revealed that 62% of these are completely [Click to read more...]
A popular St Neots rumour, regarding KFC building a fast-food restaurant on the site of the Bell in Eaton Socon, has resurfaced in this weeks local press. Dale E. Goszyp, of the St Neots Chinese Whispers Distribution Depot, said, “We’ve [Click to read more...]
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