Written by Don Draper on 17 February 2011
Single St Neots secondary school Longsands, which apparently also controls Ernulf, which is apparently called St Neots Community College, is set to conduct a ground-breaking experiment to separate male and female students. “It’s been [Click to read more...]
Written by A.J Oke on 09 March 2010
100% of all St Neots year 6 pupils got their first choice secondary school, it was revealed today. County, District and town councillors were cock waving all day on the results. “You see, us Tory councillors have it all worked out,” [Click to read more...]
Written by Benny T. Bean on 17 January 2010
Concerns were last week being raised by parents about the need for the fences that have been recently erected around our local schools. Spokeswoman for the parents association and town busybody Ms. Thorninside attacked the decision to envelope [Click to read more...]
Written by Citizen Editor on 07 September 2009
In 2009 the national press reported that rubbish local village Cambourne had a higher birth rate than India or China. The Citizen investigated why... [Click to read more...]