Newly opened grot emporium Pulse and Crabtails opened on Friday, following a furore in which most dimwit locals assumed a sex shop would indeed sell sex. Just as that calmed down, rumours brewed that the store would soon feature a Drive Thru window [Click to read more...]
In 2009 the national press reported that rubbish local village Cambourne had a higher birth rate than India or China. The Citizen investigated why... [Click to read more...]
The national furore over the lyrics to American hot babe and vocaliser and songstress Katy Perry’s tune, “I Kissed A Girl” has finally hit St Neots. Local defender of standards and former town councillor Bob Topshelf, 91, said, [Click to read more...]
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