St Neots welcomed this week the return of local political one-upmanship, the Cock Wave. Since the disappearance of local award winning Cock-Waver extraordinaire Cllr Larry Hackman the town has found itself without a Self-Promotion Champion. All [Click to read more...]
Eaton Socon resident David Norway, 32, was recovering today after a minor mental breakdown as he got too excited about the completion of local engineering projects. The Roberts Close man, who works as a drug guidance counsellor, had been away on [Click to read more...]
Regular readers of the online edition of the Cambridge Used-To-Be-In-The-Evening News were today shocked to discover a new standard police image on a story about something to do with a road. Traditionally, the website is too lazy to take pictures of [Click to read more...]
Reports in the national press today suggest that the number of heroin and crack users in the UK is falling. “This situation is totally unacceptable,” says Warren Pearce, 22, who lives on the Oxmoor Estate’s notorious Kent Road and [Click to read more...]
Our While We Were Off series looks back at some of the news that happened while the Citizen took it’s summer break. This story has been edited – or has it? Eynesbury residents were shocked and upset in July to find that local [Click to read more...]
St Neots residents who commute into Cambridge were complaining this week after their previous complaints were resolved. Bus company Ragecoach adjusted their legendary Mighty X5 service a fortnight ago after users complained that it stopped too [Click to read more...]
Resident gastronomical-astrological tramp Grubby Pete, otherwise known as Benny T. Bean, guides you through the cosmos or something. Virgo (23/08-22/09) see Capricorn. [Click to read more...]
Locals were today perplexed and angered that it had become impossible to park in the town centre. Parking on the Market Square has been suspended for the weekend to allow for the time wasting SunFest, also known as the August Festival, Summer [Click to read more...]
St Neots residents were surprised to find, once again, that the weather over the bank holiday was due to be bloody awful. The Citizen has always aimed to keep locals up to date on the terrible meteorlogical situation over the summer, as when we [Click to read more...]
Neotians were today preparing for a scrap as it was announced that Newmarket, mostly over the border in Suffolk, was considering changing to a much more prosperous county – potentially robbing St Neots of it’s “largest town” [Click to read more...]
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