St Neots has unexpectedly been declared “Safe” after a local resident travelled the length of the High Street – and back again – without incident. Theloneius P. Staker, of Eaton Ford, said, “This morning I have walked up and down the [Click to read more...]
The new St Neots Citizen wants you, the residents of the best town in Cambridgeshire, to get your jounalist hats on and contribute to the site! The uploading of the old stories will be done soon, and we’ll be needing rewrites of the [Click to read more...]
Tesco have denied claims that their St Neots store is an alien craft after Parklands residents reported an eerie green glow. The St Neots store was recently refurbished, and was advertised as being the first in the country to get the new [Click to read more...]
A new ruling introduced by the EU, to take effect from January 1st, is set to create chaos on the roads of St Neots. Fifteen more roundabouts are to be erected on the Great North Road in order to obtain new European funding. Residents were said to [Click to read more...]
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