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St Neots Town Centre “Safe” Complains Local Man

St Neots Town Centre “Safe” Complains Local Man

St Neots has unexpectedly been declared “Safe” after a local resident travelled the length of the High Street – and back again – without incident.   Theloneius P. Staker, of Eaton Ford, said, “This morning I have walked up and down the High Street, both sides. I [Read More]

Citizen Needs Your Stories!

Citizen Needs Your Stories!

The new St Neots Citizen wants you, the residents of the best town in Cambridgeshire, to get your jounalist hats on and contribute to the site! The uploading of the old stories will be done soon, and we’ll be needing rewrites of the “lost” ones. But every [Read More]

Tesco “Not Mothership”

Tesco “Not Mothership”

Tesco have denied claims that their St Neots store is an alien craft after Parklands residents reported an eerie green glow. The St Neots store was recently refurbished, and was advertised as being the first in the country to get the new “green glass” look. But [Read More]

EU Leaves St Neots Motorists In A Spin

EU Leaves St Neots Motorists In A Spin

A new ruling introduced by the EU, to take effect from January 1st, is set to create chaos on the roads of St Neots. Fifteen more roundabouts are to be erected on the Great North Road in order to obtain new European funding. Residents were said to be “in shock”. [Read More]

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Town Gears Up For New Complaint

Town Gears Up For New Complaint

Neotians were this week beginning to prepare for 2014′s predicted favourite sport – namely, complaining [Read More]

Councillor Definitely Didn’t Say Nazi

Councillor Definitely Didn’t Say Nazi

District and county councillor Steve van der Whitevanman caused controversy this week after he definitely didn’t [Read More]

Shocking Horse Meat Truth Revealed

Shocking Horse Meat Truth Revealed

Meat experts have today shocked the British public with the real reason behind the horse DNA contamination scandal. [Read More]

Paper Reveals Reporterless Setup

Paper Reveals Reporterless Setup

Local newspaper the Cambridge Evening News In The Morning has revealed that it is going to sack all its reporters, [Read More]

New School Thief-Proof

New School Thief-Proof

South Cambs DC have revealed that new secondary school Cambourne Village College is designed with special anti-theft [Read More]

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